| Jay | Comic creator. Normally a bit sane, but has his tendancies to be a little nuts. Isn't 
the brights, but hey, who is. Doesn't mind cracks to himself, as long as he said them.  | 
| Scott | Brother of the comic creator. He is what you might call different. Its not a bad 
thing, its just... different. Has a very a really wild imagination, usually dealing with killing 
this. | 
| Tye | Best friend of the comic creator. Like Geology a lot. Many of his jokes deal with 
rocks, but when they don't they are quite original. | 
| Emily | The first female in the comic. A little weird, but hey aren't we all. A Gamma Phi 
Beta sister who knows Karate, so watch out for her.  | 
| Mike | Neighbor to the comic creator. When you find him he is usually watching television 
or on his computer. Kind of a hermit persay, but can't make fun of him... because, I don't know... I 
guess I could say he's cool.  | 
| Zak | Another neighbor of the creator.  His humor is usually back jokes that get a laugh 
because they are so bad. | 
| Matt | Friend to the brother of the comic creator.  He is a little weird compared to the 
rest of us.  He is a linux guy and a vegatarian.  Some call him a hippy, which he is, without all the 
hippy aspects. | 
| Jennifer | Matt's girlfriend.  Um, usually quiet.  Unless we force her to talk. | 
| Todd | A person who hangs out with us... not a friend, more of an annoyance.  Plus, I 
think, is secretly gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. | 
| Rufus | Commons worker. A humorous worker who like to scare people into not spilling their 
milk. |